I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you. If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… just couple of nations not talking with each other. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. If the bus came would I be standing here? – Billy Connolyīefore you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?”. If you’re gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes – make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast. If at first you don’t succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried. There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it. There’s nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can’t prolong. I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception. I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
In the end, you ignore everything and click “I Agree.” Best Funny Quotes And Sayings – Mae WestĪrguing with a women is like reading the software license agreement. – Woody Allenĭon’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else. You could also use one or more entries to help relax your audience, and of course yourself, during a presentation, lecture, briefing, sermon, toast, or speech.’Ĭomplimentary | I like the fact that there is nothing rude, crude or offensive included which makes it an ideal book for all the family to have a good laugh by dipping into random entries.His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. In fact, there is no better feeling than making someone smile no matter what time of day it is. There is nothing better than starting or ending the day with a smile. I agree with the following comment and think it is a great idea… ‘We hope you will share some of these quotes with your family, friends, colleagues, or employees. We want this book to be a reference directory to be perused, and enjoyed by everyone.’ This is a ‘dip into’ and ‘out of’ book first published in 2020, which contains 2,043 easily readable entries detailed in 78 distinct categories.Īnother welcome statement… ‘We have deliberately omitted some quotes because they are rude, crude, or offensive.
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